I forgot to take my pill!

the long version

"Congratulations, you're up the duff. Now what? Sharyn Hayden, the founder of humorous parenting website, RaisingIreland.com, delivers an overdue (oops, we said 'overdue'!) honest account of the road to first-time parenthood. Don't expect: Butterflies, the wings of angels gently caressing your baby's brow as they sleep, a clean house, anything gooey unless it's stuck to somebody's new jeans. Do expect: Puke on the floor, tiny kicks to the crotch in the middle of the night, unsolicited advice from random strangers, the need for wine at 8am and lots & lots of laughs"--Unedited summary from book.