The dim sum of all things

the long version

Have you ever wondered:twenty-something Lindsey Owyang mastering the intricacies of office voicemail and fax dialingan authentic Chinese banquet where Number One Son shows off his language skills by speaking "Chinglish"dating disasters with grandsons of Grandma's mahjong partnersthe discovery that the real China looks nothing like the pavilion at Disney WorldkaraokeAnd all the while Lindsey is falling in lust with the "white devil" in her politically correct office. But will Grandma's stinky Chinese ointments send him running? Or will Lindsey realize that the path to true love lies somewhere between the dim sum and the pepperoni pizza?