Graham of thrones

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'I stared in horror; it was a dark, evil green colour with big scales. I hadn't seen a bathroom like this since 1973.' Graham Stark has been in toilets most of his life. More than a job, they are his great passion. He dreams of one day of correcting the fatal error made by his father when he designed the legendary Iron Throne, and so helping him to win the famed Golden Plunger. Along the way, he takes on raving swamp creatures and is consumed by an overwhelming stench he never went to the toilets at Glastonbury again. There is also his bitter rivalry with his neighbour, Jeremy Glennister. Who will come out on top in the end?