Deconstruction acres

the long version

Set amid the cornfields and keg parties of Jasper, a fictitious Midwestern college town, Deconstruction Acres depicts the struggles of Underdog, a townie, against his many enemies at Jasper College. In a story brimming with irony and humor, he competes with celebrity professor Race Fletcher, author of a book deconstructing the Green Acres TV show, for the affections of beautiful but haunted Ione Twayblade. He battles corrupt college president Milton Flaghorn, who governs Jasper College like a banana republic. He runs from sex-crazed Judy Blaine, who craves his attention while she stalks Ione. Through waging war against the hated college, Underdog discovers skills and talents he never knew he had.