International House of Bubbas

the long version

In 2025, a virus escapes from a top-secret government lab on a piece of toilet paper stuck to someone's shoe. Most people die. Bubbas survive because of an enzyme in generic barbeque sauce. Because radiation from computer screens mutated the virus, yuppies were turned into zombies, which the bubbas call "yumbies." "This here edition of the ever-growin' Bubbas of the Apocalypse saga asks the questions y'all probably didn't care 'bout at all--'What happened to bubbas that weren't in the good ole US of A when the plague hit? What trials and tribulations must the bubbas of the future deal with when they have to live in distant lands where there ain't no Wal-Marts to raid, and more Yumbies than you can shake a stick at?' This here book takes a look-see at bubbas fighting to survive in hostile foreign lands, like France and Ascrackastan and Hewiua just ta name a few."