Cunk on Everything

the long version

Once in a blue moon, a book comes along that changes the world. *The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. The World According to Danny Dyer.* And now, **Cunk on Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena, by Philomena Cunk.** Philomena Cunk is one of the greatest thinkers of the 21st century, and in Cunk on Everything she turns her attention to our biggest issue: why are there so many books? Wouldn't it be better if there was just one? This is that book - an encyclopedia of **ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE**, from sausages to Henry of Eight to Brush Strokes to vegetarian sausages. Read it, and you'll never have to read another book again. > "This is a book" - Philomena Cunk >'Never contact me again' - Professor Rupert Delgado, MBE >'Cunk for PM' - Rachel Riley >'. . . book . . .' - Guardian >'Truly the intellect for our baffling times' - The Times >'This book is absolutely stupid' - The Pool