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I am neurotic

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Did you wash your hands?Set the alarm clock?Lock the front door?Better yet: Do you like even numbers? Do you fold all of your trash neatly into squares? Do you count steps? Do you carry a bottle of hand sanitizer with …

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Did you wash your hands?Set the alarm clock?Lock the front door?Better yet: Do you like even numbers? Do you fold all of your trash neatly into squares? Do you count steps? Do you carry a bottle of hand sanitizer with you at all times? Everyone has his or her own neuroses. On a routine trip to the office bathroom, Lianna Kong discovered one of hers: "How could I possibly pee with my coworker sitting right next to me doing her business?" And, in that quiet moment of panic, iamneurotic.com was born.i am neurotic (and so are you) is a smorgasbord of anonymous confessions that reveal people's deepest, strangest, and funniest compulsions-quirks that are triggered in the boardroom, the bedroom, and everywhere in between.

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"Did you wash your hands?Set the alarm clock?Lock the front door?Better yet: Do you like even numbers? Do you fold all of your trash neatly into squares? Do you count …"

— Margaret

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