Pope Mary and the Church of Almighty Good Food

the long version

"Vinal County, Ohio is a place where corn is king and soybeans are a distant cousin. The spires of regal Catholic churches rise out of the farm landscape and are living manifestations to the faith of God-fearing farm families who contributed to the collection plate every Sunday for generations. Little changes as seasons progress, until one day the higher-ups in Rome decide to shut down these churches and make way for some good old-fashioned 21st century style efficiency. A mini-revolution occurs in the churchyard of St Philodendra's; the lock on the venerable church door is shattered, leaving it swinging in the wind, and the sanctuary open to all..."--Jacket.