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The grass is always greener over the septic tank

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The truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge onto the freeway, and where they finally got sex out …

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The truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge onto the freeway, and where they finally got sex out of the schools and back into the gutters.

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"The truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge …"

— Margaret

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