The United States vs. Santa Claus

the long version

The sad story of the real war on Christmas-- and how the NSA, IRS, OSHA, and every other acronym in Washington came gunning for the man in red with everything they've got:: two-thousand page reports on the environmental impact of reindeer farts, unionized elves, suspicious audits, character assassination, and all the other cruel and unusual tactics of an out-of-control government. Yes, Virginia, there was a Santa Claus. This is his story.