The holographic detective agency

the long version

Soloman Fisk is a brilliant recluse who has made a name for himself among the middle-aged male and ultra-wealthy by coercing home their philandering trophy wives. His secret? A holographic stable of deceased celebrity icons and imposing historical figues [sic] that are so utterly real, the missus can't wait to go home. When mysterious ninja-like wraiths snatch software giant Aaron Gaines at a Las Vegas trade show, the quirky detective is called in. But Gaines is no stranger to Soloman: the two were once business partners before falling out. Now the FBI regards Soloman as chief suspect; a 300-pound crossdressing mob enforcer wants him whacked; and his only clue is the wife of the victim - a long lost love he's not entirely sure he can trust--Publisher's description.