How To Stop Your Grown-Up From Making Bad Decisions

the long version

An over-thinking tween suspects grownups don't really know what they are doing. Eleven-year-old Nina has a lot going on in her life. For starters, her mom has just announced that she will be marrying her self-proclaimed-rapper boyfriend who goes by the name Dhiraj Fist a.k.a Diddy Blood. And if Nina doesn't stop the madness, her name could become Nina Diddy Blood in the next few months. Yes, and you thought you had problems. Nina desperately needs co-conspirators but her goth sister Nikki is too busy acting out and spiraling into her own teen problems. Things aren't great at school either. Mrs. Pooja Dixit (whom Nina affectionately calls Poo-Jar DigShit) has blacklisted her for asking too many questions and having too many opinions. Nina must wade through it all and manage to find a solution in time to save her favourite grownup from making the biggest mistake of her life!