Defending the undefendable

the long version

"Special editon from Laissez Faire books." 1. Sexual. The prostitute -- The pimp -- The male chauvinist pig. 2. Medical. The drug pusher -- The drug addict. 3. Free speech. The blackmailer -- The slanderer and libeler -- The denier of academic freedom -- The advertiser -- The person who yells "fire!" in a crowded theatre. 4. Outlaw. The gypsy cab driver -- The ticket scalper -- The dishonest cop. 5. Financial. The (non-government) counterfeiter -- The miser -- The inheritor -- The moneylender -- The non-contributor to charity. 6. Business and trade. The curmudgeon -- The slumlord -- The ghetto merchant -- The speculator -- The importer -- The middleman -- The profiteer. 7. Ecology. The stripminer -- The litterer -- The wastemakers. 8. Labor. The fat capitalist-pig employer -- The scab -- The rate buster -- The employer of child labor.