You're coming with me lad

the long version

"Policing rural Yorkshire is a far cry from Mike's old job hunting down drug gangs and knife crime in Central London, but he soon finds that life as a rural beat bobby is no picnic! After a crazed swordsman threatens to take his head off, he finds himself confronting a knife-wielding couple bent on carving each other up. When a stag night turns ugly he ends up with the groom, the best man and bride-to-be all banged up in the cells - and the wedding just hours away. With record-breaking floods and politicians to escort, will Mike find time to woo the woman of his dreams?" --Publisher description.