A girl walks into a bar

the long version

"YOU walk into a bar. As you sit down to order what hopefully will be one of many drinks, your phone buzzes. Your best friend has stood up your girl's night out. So what to do now? You have gone to all the trouble of getting dressed up, you might as well have some fun while you are out. In this Choose-Your-Own-Erotic-Adventure novel, you make the decisions. Will you do body shots with the rock star? Cozy up with the young bartender? Accept an invitation to a gallery from a mysterious woman? Delve into the extravagant life-style of the hot millionaire? Take a joy-ride with the buff bodyguard? Or has the night been too much, and all you want to do is head home, where a new neighbor awaits you? Will your decision leave you pleasantly satisfied or disappointed and yearning for more? All of these experiences are awaiting you from your perch on the barstool. Now all you must do is choose."--