What Would Jesus Craft?

the long version

What Would Jesus Craft? is a hilarious take on a Sunday school's craft book. For fans of Amy Sedaris's I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence and Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People, it features 30 simple projects that are all made from commonly found items like popsicle sticks, glitter, yarn, and pipe cleaners. Projects include items for your home, pets, and family and author Ross MacDonald provides clear step-by-step photographs. Now you can finally complete your wardrobe with a Fedora of Thorns and Jesus Jean Jacket with Christ Almighty emblazoned on your back; your pets will be blessed and protected when they sport a Be Not Afraid St. Francis Pet Collar dripping with St. Francis charms and a crucifix; and the light of the Lord will bless every inch of your home with Let There Be Light Switches, an Eye-See-You-in-Hell Mirror, a Time to Obey the Lord Clock, and much, much more!