SPACE Jokes and Riddles

the long version

What's it all about?? Well, get this: ''How did the spaceman ruin his record collection?'' (He played it at warp speed.) What do doctors give to astronauts before launch?'' (Booster shots.) What's crunchy and travels 10,000 miles per hour? (A rocket chip) Yep! The whole book is just like that. It contains jokes all about SPACE, the final frontier, and nothing else. This book should keep any child in stitches, until read all the way through. [* .... does not include: cotton swabs for ears .....]