Lazy days

Meet Bror Telemann. Forty-two years old. Husband to Nina Telemann. Father to Heidi, Berthold, and Sabine. Currently: stage director at the Norwegian National Theatre. Soon to be: world-famous playwright and general talking head. Now he's on holiday with his family at the foot of the Alps, south of Munich. That's in Germany. Nina loves Germany. Telemann does not. Telemann loves Nigella Lawson. Telemann loves the theatre. So, whilst his wife and children frolic in the dusky sunshine with lederhosen-sporting, schnitzel-scoffing locals, Telemann prefers to spend time thinking about the theatre...except when his mind wanders...again.