Koshachʹi pori︠a︡dki

the long version

Bob Tarte had his first encounter with a cat when he was two and a half years old. He should have learned his lesson then, from Fluffy. But as he says, 2I listened to my heart instead, and that always leads to trouble. 3 In this tell-all of how the Tarte household grew from one recalcitrant cat to sixincluding a hard-to-manage stray named FrannieTarte confesses to allowing these interlopers to shape his and his wifes life, from their dining habits to their sleeping arrangements to the placement and furriness of their furniture.