An x-rated romance

the long version

Seduction was not exactly what Sara had in mind. At thirteen, she was barely into braces and barely out of undershirts. But since the object of her heart's desire was a blond-haired and blue-eyed Adonis and her eighth grade English teacher - well, seduction was the only answer. I knew this seduction business was going to be pretty tricky - even for me, Emily Josephson, Sara's best friend and consultant. But I had a plan. It involved a couple of ping pong balls strategically placed on Sara's person, a sprinkling of rubber bands on a Caesar salad, and a hot chocolate at a Vermont ski lodge. Sound irresistible? You bet! Nothing would stop us in our pursuit of perfect grammar, a good body, and true love. [text from book cover]