Alien in my belly button

the long version

This is a funny, gross-out series with a soft centre and light years of intergalactic mileage. Binko the alien is on a mission to find the Toe Cheese Chimple, which has escaped from Planet Pok. And where better to start than the most disgusting place on the planet in the galaxy ... Pete Perkins' house! Together, Pete and Binko will search every toe, nose, bum and armpit in this filthy and funny adventure. This book is full of stinks, stonks, whiffs and PPPAAAAARRRRPPPPS! Do not read in front of policemen, teachers or your gran.