Lawyers & other reptiles

the long version

Americans love to hate lawyers. And whether they deserve it or not, lawyers bear the brunt of the most joyfully contemptuous comments ever uttered about the members of a single profession. Filled with quips, quotations, and curses by such notables as Groucho Marx, Roy Blount, Jr., Teddy Roosevelt, Art Buchwald, Jay Leno, Will Rogers, Richard Nixon, Mark Twain, Richard Pryor, Dan Quayle, and many others, this book is sure to bring a smile to any lawyer's client, relative, or friend and a nod of recognition from anyone employed in our country's illustrious legal community.