Pants on Fire

the long version

Katie Ellison is not a liar.It s just that telling the truth is so... tricky. She knows she shouldn t be making out with a drama club hottie behind her football-player boyfriend s back. She should probably admit that she can t stand eating quahogs (clams), especially since she s running for Quahog Princess in her hometown s annual Quahog Festival. And it would be a relief to finally tell someone what really happened the night Tommy Sullivan is a freak was spray-painted on the new wall outside th