Jack and the Bean Chair

the long version

"Is Jack Too Young or Too Old? Nine-year-old Jack is having a very bad day. Everyone is out to get him Mom, Dad, Sister, his Principal and even his Teacher. His only friend is Tommy Jansen. But when Tommy forgets to warn Jack about the giant, gross, gnarly prank he is about to pull in the boys bathroom, the result for Jack is giant, gross, gnarly trouble. And it all started with a Rat. And then Jack s day goes from bad to worse. Angry and bored, Jack eventually lands in a mysterious store where everything in it is out to get him. Chairs, tables, lamps and even a clock are only some of the things Jack must duck under, jump over or hide from to keep safe"--Back cover.