Twilight in the Land of Nowhen

the long version

Imagine living 3 seconds ahead of everyone else! This funny, mind-twisting, adventure for 10-14-year-olds tells you exactly what that's like - and plays with Einstein's theory of relativity along the way.Don't read this book.Do NOT read this bookGo watch television.Go play computer games.Go run around outside.Just put the books down quietly and walk away.WARNING! This book containsA boy who's three seconds ahead of the rest of the worldAn adventure in a hotted up hovercarA fate worse than death