How to get an ASBO

the long version

Mia Wallace and Clint Spanner turn their satirical eye to the latest social phenomenon that's terrorising a housing estate near you - the ASBO [Anti-Social Behaviour Order] generation. Whether you're young or old, this tongue-in-cheek guide shows you how to get your very own ASBO. Fully illustrated with photos and line drawings, there are plenty of hints and tips showing how you can make your neighbours' lives hell. Forget working for a living, ASBO is more than a day job, it's a 24/7 way of life - staying up all night playing loud music, smoking and drinking, shouting, screaming and fighting is essential if you want to secure this prized community accolade. There's a guide to ASBO style - from essential wardrobe staple (the hoodie) to the all-important bling bling accessories plus a dictionary of everyday ASBO speak ensures you'll be able to talk the talk as well as walk the walk.