How to get fired!

the long version

"Would you rather play video games and update your Facebook profile than suffer through a lifetime of stable employment? Then you need How to Get Fired!, the only book guaranteed to ensure you will never become a productive member of society A satirical masterpiece, How to Get Fired! will introduce you to the Four Pillars of Poverty and will encourage you to do all of the top ten actions that most commonly lead to getting fired, including: Dressing Like a Failure! ; Treating Your Job Like College! ; Outsourcing Blame! ; And so much more! Hilarious, informative, timely and relevant, How to Get Fired! is essential reading for everyone about to take that first plunge into the job market, not to mention any employees who wish to remind themselves of some of their less-than-ideal former coworkers"--Page 4 of cover.