Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs

the long version

GLORY JUMPS AT THE CHANCE TO SHED THOSE EXTRA POUNDS SHE'S CARRIED AROUND FOR FOUR HUNDRED YEARS -- BUT THE PRICE IS A NIGHTMARE. Glory St. Clair loves soaking up Hollywood's vampire nightlife with her sexy Scottish lover, Jeremiah Campbell. Especially when their after-hours club hop takes them to Hollywood Boulevard and a meeting with a man who offers to fulfill Glory's dream. Vampire/diet guru Ian MacDonald promises to give her the body she's wanted for centuries. One problem: His clan and Jeremiah's are ancient enemies. But Glory's not about to let a stupid family feud come between her and slender bliss. How strange, though, that Ian's supplements are causing such hair-raising nightmares. And what about the freakish sleepwalking that nearly fries off the pounds when she wakes up in the sun? It's all leaving Glory to wonder: How much is she really willing to risk for her hips? And how much (and precisely what) is she willing to lose?