They say she tastes like honey

the long version

"Meet Macy Delongchamp, sophisticated lipstick lesbian and travel entrepreneur. Macy has led a charmed and exciting life, reveling in dozens of noncommitted relationships and jetting about the world. At 40-plus, however, things are beginning to unravel. Her best friend, Trish, is dying; her drinking is out of control; and she's no longer the fresh-faced sweetheart of the chichi Manhattan lesbian scene. Just as she realizes her life is falling apart, she falls in love with Faith, a beautiful young woman on roller skates. But is Macy ready for the kind of life she's spent years ridiculing? More important, will she ever get over Faith's acid-washed jeans?" "Join Macy on a roller-coaster ride of zany urban adventures - of would-be muggers, mail-order monkeys, freak accidents, and fashion crimes; of infidelity, vandalism, and frequently, yes, heroism."--Jacket.