Who's hot who's not

the long version

"Who's Hot - Harry Poe. His superhip magazine, Who's Hot/Who's Not, puts the celebs in their place every week. A billionaire Brit wants to throw money at him in a buyout. And recently he won a race in the carpool lane ... by kidnapping Carole, a grouchy, yet compelling, drifter. Soon this hipster is hot for Carole, and decides to sell his magazine in favor of a new one, staffed entirely by the homeless."--BOOK JACKET. "Who's Not - The same Harry Poe. He's antagonized employees and celebrities so much that they're lining up to get a shot at him. They'll have to hurry, though, if they want to get him before Carole does. A series of "accidents" has Harry appealing to his best (and only) friend, Joe Hoyle, to save him."--BOOK JACKET.