For this week I wed

the long version

COME CLEAN... OR COME UP WITH A HUSBAND I, Francie Karr-Taylor, take thee, Ryan MacNair, in marriage to convince my grandmother and my tenth-reunion class that I'm happily married -- you provide the kids. A week should do it. You should pledge to be so irresistible that you charm the control tops right off those small-town busybodies. Your touches should be possessive and your kisses so hot that we won't need to feign our intense reactions. Oh, and promise we won't want this fake family to become real....