The CEO of the sofa

the long version

P.J. embarks on a mission to the most frightening place of all—his own home, where he faces a toddler who wants a cell phone, a freelance career writing articles like “Chewing-Mouth Dogs Bring Hope to People with Eating Disorders,” and neighbors who smell like democrats.  Undaunted, P.J. holds forth on everything from getting kids to sleep to why Hillary Clinton’s election was a good thing (“We Republicans were almost out of people to hate in the Senate”). Funny, and no-holds-barred, CEO of the Sofa is trademark P.J.