What on earth are you wearing?

the long version

"If you haven't heard of Michi Girl, don't worry, she hasn't heard of you either. Part weather girl, part fashion commentator, Michi has spent the better part of a decade keeping the world up to date with what's hot and what's, well, just plain wrong. After her best-selling first book, Like I Give A Frock, Michi was asked to shed some light on the mysteries of fashion-speak. If you've ever wondered what a galloon is, or whether fatigues really are just exhausted clothes, then Michi has the answer. From A-Cups to Ze Bra, this is the cheat's definitive guide to fashion."--Publisher's description.