Slaves of the volcano god

the long version

Roger Gordon's job in public relations was never this exciting. Not until a Captain Crusader Decoder Ring unlocked the secret worlds of his favorite B-movies. Now, he son a reel-life adventure filed with Action! Romance! Danger! Especially Danger... since the self-proclaimed arch-villain Dr. Dread has kidnapped the ever-so-alluring Delores, the love of Roger's life. With a little help from his friends—the not-so-nasty Big Louie, the often-very-drunk Doc, and the ever-so-heroic Man in White—Roger must triumph in Silver Screendom's weirdest Westerns, South Sea Thrillers, and Jungle Epics... Or Dr. Dread will turn Our Hero's beloved Delores into just another face on the cutting room floor!