Pa, you shi me ke pa de?

the long version

Jing cai shi bu dan ke yi di yi, Ye ke yi dao shu di yi. Ma hong xu shuo, Wo bing fei sheng lai de tian du hou, Dan wo que gan shuo, Cong zui han leng de gu di dao jin tian de tui bian, Wo chuang zao guo bi bie ren geng duo de qi ji, Wo ke yi zuo dao de, Ni ye ke yi. Zai duan duan 100 tian nei cong nian ji 600 duo ming yi yue jin ru nian ji qian 10,Kao ru quan sheng zui hao de gao zhong zhi yi;Cong ao sai ban zhuan ru shi yan ban, Cheng ji dian di, You zai gao san chong ci jie duan jue di fan dan, Yi ju kao ru ming pai da xue. Yi ci ci ni xi bing fei shen hua, You zhe tai duo de han shui he lei shui. Zhei yi lu zou lai, Ta geng yuan yi fen xiang de bu shi zi ji you duo me cheng gong, Er shi zao yu shi bai shi nei fen ke wang cheng gong de zhi zhe he shuo zuo jiu zuo, Bu ju de shi de yong qi.