It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers

the long version

What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab?• It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God…• I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up…• I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good…• It's been over a week. I wonder if it's my nose…• I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.Romance / Humor, Comédia / Jovem adulto / Chick-lit / Literatura Estrangeira