There was an old geezer called Caesar

the long version

There is a young fellow named Mick, Who's adapted the old limerick, To cover with mirth, The whole history of Earth, And what made its characters tick These 100 lively and humorous limericks take us back to before the beginning of time itself and right up until yesterday evening when you were probably making your dinner. Covering everyone's favorite history lessons (and a few surprising ones, too!), Mick Twister has cleverly raided the tomes of the past; picked at the bones of the world's greatest figures, moments, and events; and condensed the most complex of human activities into five funny ribtickling lines for your amusement. Anyone who thinks that history is boring will think again after reading this book.