All-American Girl

the long version

Top Ten Reasons Samantha Madison is in Deep Trouble10. Her big sister is the most popular girl in school;9. Her little sister is a certified genius; 8. She's in love with her big sister's boyfriend; 7. She got caught selling celebrity portraits in school; 6. And now she's being forced to take art classes; 5. She's just saved the president of the United States from an assassination attempt;4. So the whole world thinks she is a hero; 3. Even though Sam knows she is far, far from being a hero;2. An