The Unauthorized Biography

About this book

A Warnig from the PublisherMany readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series Of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answer to some of those questions, such as the following:1. Who is Lemony Snicket?2. Is there a secret organization I should know about?3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans?4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contains a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice?5. If there was nothing out there, what was that noise?Our advice to you is that you find a book that answer less upsetting questions than this one. Perhhaps your librarian, bookseller,, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, "Aren't ponies adorable?"