Dracula the Panto!

A *Fang*-tastic Pantomime! Everyone knows that once every hundred years on Friday thirteenth, as the moon reaches it's zenith, the clock strikes midnight and a lone Wolf howls in the wood, a Vampyr from the ancient line of Vlad Dracul *suck*-ceeds to the title 'Terror of the Night'! But Vladimir, thirteenth Count elect doesn't want to be a vampyr; he goes all wibbly-wobbly at the very sight of blood and is vegetarian to boot! Can Floss, the Tooth Fairy save him from a fate worse than undeath? *Oh, yes, she can!*