Claiming Candy

the long version

Trick or Treat, Candy’s sweet.We’ll give her something hard to eat.We’ve waited long, behind jail bars.But this Halloween, we’ll make her ours…Rough, untamed, and recently escaped from the psych ward at Tucker Prison. They say we’re dangerous—that we’re a couple of animals. That we’re unhinged, deranged maniacs. …They ain’t wrong. Tonight, we’re on the run, and on the prowl. And when we tumble upon the “date” auction at the local college sorority and see her up on that auction stage? Well, we kn