Filthy Fiance

the long version

A good-girl lawyer walks into a bar ...Throwing muffins at my ex in the office break room wasn’t exactly on today’s agenda. Neither was getting asked to take a not-so-voluntary leave from my job as a corporate lawyer. Just until I could get my personal life in order, they said, which you know is code for get your sh*t together. But when life hands you lemons — well, you make for the nearest dive bar and drown your sorrows in wine and gooey grilled cheese. Of course, it doesn’t hurt if they’re be