The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume 1

About this book

The Onionis the world's most popular humor periodical. Its first book, Our Dumb Century, was a New York Times#1 best-seller and winner of the 1999 Thurber Prize for American Humor. Now The Onionreturns with Volume One of the paper's greatest, most hard-hitting stories, including: --Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia: Operation Vowel Storm Will Make Countless Bosnian Names More Pronounceable --Jesus Christ Returns to NBA --Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes --I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner by Thunder the Ferret