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Holy Water

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Alphonso, Mexican drug lord, corners the market in Holy Water. Awash in money, he buys his LBGTQ daughter a university, renaming it Virgin Hall. Naturally, this is followed by a Pope who dies of erectile disfunction, a riotous Papal conclave …

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Alphonso, Mexican drug lord, corners the market in Holy Water. Awash in money, he buys his LBGTQ daughter a university, renaming it Virgin Hall. Naturally, this is followed by a Pope who dies of erectile disfunction, a riotous Papal conclave and a revision of the university safe space policies.

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"Alphonso, Mexican drug lord, corners the market in Holy Water. Awash in money, he buys his LBGTQ daughter a university, renaming it Virgin Hall. Naturally, this is followed by a …"

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