Weak messages create bad situations

the long version

"A personal message from the author: Lots of individuals in society today are feeble-minded. They don't know what the hell is going on. Unfortunately many of these people are responsible for running The Country. They don't know the difference between a Precious Jewel and a piece of animal turd. Their ideas are Meaningless, illustrated using rubbish imagery (often made by a computer). The stupid words they write are always in bad fonts. Yet still people heed this nonsense. Maybe you are one of these people? It's alright. I am here to help you. I have a fully-composed world view. I have strong opinions about everything. And my ideas are hand-illustrated and use real handwriting that you can trust. I know exactly what's going on and am willing to share my thoughts with you. If you listen to what I say then things will quickly improve. No more weak messages. No more bad situations. Shall we proceed?"--