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Cover of Pinch Me

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Pinch Me

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"'Never marry a man unless he's short, bald, fat, stupid, and treats you badly.' That is the advice that twenty-nine-year-old Lily Burns has heard her entire life from her grandmother Dolly and her mother, Selma. Despite this, when she meets …

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"'Never marry a man unless he's short, bald, fat, stupid, and treats you badly.' That is the advice that twenty-nine-year-old Lily Burns has heard her entire life from her grandmother Dolly and her mother, Selma. Despite this, when she meets Gogo, the handsome, successful pediatrician who treats her like a queen, she has no choice but to let her heart take over. When she agrees to marry him, Dolly and Selma are inconsolable. They decide it's time to tell her the truth: their family is cursed. If she marries for love, there will be unimaginable consequences."--P. [4] of cover.

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""'Never marry a man unless he's short, bald, fat, stupid, and treats you badly.' That is the advice that twenty-nine-year-old Lily Burns has heard her entire life from her grandmother …"

— Margaret

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