(Not) the one

the long version

Three reasons why rebound s-e-x with my hot neighbor is a very bad idea. 1.My life is already complicated enough2.He knows I wear Batman undies (please don’t ask)3.He’s older, sophisticated, and so hot he makes me weak at the kneesI know that’s more than three. But it still didn’t stop me. On paper, we’re the worst kind of match. He’s rich. I’m . . . not. My second job is pet sitting! He says we’re friends. I say barely, but I do love those benefits . . . The man rocks my world, But he’s so not