Armed & delicious

the long version

Sparky Lagala had become accustomed to a mediocre high school existence spent dreaming of things he could never have: the girl, the car and the respect. That is until the day he's hired as the roadside mascot for Tino's Pizza in Portland, Oregon, and discovers that his mysterious employer is a major player in a foodie-based crime syndicate. It isn't long before Sparky finds himself taken in by a constellation of unique and ruthless characters who will make his teenage dreams a reality but one that comes with a price.