Life stinks!

the long version

Cedric Thatchbottom can't wait to train as a squire, serving Sir Percival the Proud - a knight famed throughout the land for his glorious deeds. But this famous knight isn't all he appears to be, and Cedric soon finds himself being run ragged around Castle Bombast by his new master. In the first book in the Knightmare series, Roland the Rotten has challenged Percival the Proud to a duel. But the famous knight refuses to take part because he's lost his lucky underpants. It turns out that Percival is lying to avoid the fight. With his new master's reputation at stake, Cedric finds himself stepping up to the challenge. A hilarious new series following the misadventures of a trainee knight. Packed with comical characters, battles, puns and poo, these books are irresistible to boys and girls aged six to eight years.