After the break

the long version

Katie Fisher, former breakfast TV star, is a little down in the dumps. She may be dating drop-dead gorgeous Adam but her career has screeched to a halt, and there seems to be no light at the end of the tunnel. But then she gets a call from "Celebrity X-treme", TV's latest reality show, where ten washed-up celebs try desperately to revive their careers in a freezing Norwegian cabin. Scheming producers, a Page-3 model, an out-of-work soap actor and some woman who had an affair with a politician. What could possibly go wrong?